Saturday, October 6, 2012

Professional Exorcist Wanted

Father Gabriele Amorth
Surge in Satanism has sparked an increased need for exorcists. Must be a Roman Catholic priest interested in performing historic 1614 rite numerous times if necessary. Must receive permission from the bishop to join the International Association of Exorcists. Candidate should possess wisdom, patience, intellect, a blameless life, courage, humility and be able to read prayers with great faith, humility, fervor and consciousness of power and authority.

Successful candidate will possess knowledge of psychology to discern between mental illness and possession. Study will include a 2-month course at the Vatican-backed college Athenaeum Pontificium Regina Apostolorum in Rome.

Job requires uniform of cassock, supplice and violet stole. Crucifix, relics of the saints and holy water provided by employer.

Apply to Father Gabriele Amorth, official exorcist of Vatican City in the Diocese of Rome.


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